Pride Goeth Before Massive Embarrassment and Public Humiliation

At least I wish it would.

I am sick and tired of people and pride. I myself can be prideful at times. I am not claiming that I do not fall victim to this terrible pandemic. I just feel like pride-fullness is running rampant in our society right now.

From people judging Tiger Woods (Ummm... am I the only one who doesn't care? And didn't care about him when he was a golfer? Is that rude? Am I tipsy? Answer to all of these: yes.) to people who are 20 and yet feel entitled to tons of life perks, I am tired of it.

No, this is not the life update I promised. And that's coming, I assure you. This is just weighing really heavily on my heart tonight and I wanted to address the issue.

Not that I have anything meaningful to say or that I can even propose a solution for this problem. I just wanted to acknowledge that it exists.

And that I care. Just not really about Tiger Woods.

And Like A Phoenix From the Ashes, I Rise...

I will be vigilant! I will be constant! I. WILL. RISE.

Queue dramatic music, lead to crescendo, annnnnnd: Scene!

I know, it's been an inordinate amount of time since I've updated. But I had to keep you cats guessing. I had to stay one jump ahead of my enemies. One jump ahead of the lawmen. That's all, and that's no joke. These guys don't appreciate I'm broke!!

...Riffraff! Street rat! Scoundrel! Take that!

Okay, Aladdin quotes comes to a close. But as I sit here, eating processed Kraft cheese, drinking $5 sale wine, and listening to the subtle boom boom boom of the drunk party in another apartment, I have to ask you: How's your life been?

I'll be updating on mine soon.

'Til then, cheers!