Queue dramatic music, lead to crescendo, annnnnnd: Scene!
I know, it's been an inordinate amount of time since I've updated. But I had to keep you cats guessing. I had to stay one jump ahead of my enemies. One jump ahead of the lawmen. That's all, and that's no joke. These guys don't appreciate I'm broke!!
...Riffraff! Street rat! Scoundrel! Take that!
Okay, Aladdin quotes comes to a close. But as I sit here, eating processed Kraft cheese, drinking $5 sale wine, and listening to the subtle boom boom boom of the drunk party in another apartment, I have to ask you: How's your life been?
I'll be updating on mine soon.
'Til then, cheers!
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