I loathe allergies. Usually we coexist and tolerate each other's existence while maintaining a cool distance. I'm usually aided in this endeavor by my friend, Claritin.
BUT CLARITIN HAS FAILED ME. I am a raging pile of snot and gooey eyeballs and sniffing. I am the opposite of cute! I am atrocious! My left eyeball is swollen and red and puffy and A MUTANT EYE.
I hereby vow to never breathe outside air again. I am becoming a recluse. Except I will still invite people over and have them walk through a decontamination station (ha.) before I shower them with affection. I will buy sunlamps and grow my own vegetables inside. I will take online classes. I will skype my friends and family.
I WILL NEVER BREATHE OAK POLLEN AGAIN!!!!
Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go put eyedrops in my mutant eye.
2 comments:
(From one allergy sufferer to another, this year I have discovered that Zyrtec works better than Claritin.)
@Amber:
Zyrtec, for whatever reason, makes me extremely hyper when I take it. I react strangely. :/ Maybe I should give it another go...
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